We can talk about it!
Men are like a blue tooth mouse
So, some of you may know that recently I have been cursed by technology. My laptop crashed, my cable mysteriously stopped working and now my cell phone is being "special". I do not know what I have done to offend the technology gods but I hope that I have finally lifted the curse.
Two days ago I purchased a blue tooth laser mouse for my new laptop because sometimes I am irritated by the integrated mouse. I received my mouse turned it on and....nothing. I began to get frustrated ( noticed I did not say I read the directions first :) , I just jumped in). I turned on the switch again and placed it directly in front of my computer and again nothing... WTH! I checked my computer the blue tooth receiver was on, so i decided to try one time. NOTHING....ARGGGG!!!!
The hell with this, I threw the mouse aside and then decided to stick to my integrated mouse because that blue tooth thing was going to get on my nerves. But, yesterday I was calmer and more centered, so I decided to try again. This time, I picked up the instructions and read it, then I realized that the dam mouse needed batteries. Silly me. I got two AA batteries and put them in. Viola the blue tooth light came on. OK now this was going to work. I tried it with my computer... nothing. Hell what is wrong with this thing. Shucks! I went back to the instructions, the blue tooth mouse has to be parred with the device, so I added the software and synched it to my computer and EUREKA... success!!!!
And then in that one instance it struck me, I had an epiphany. Men are like a blue tooth mouse and most women treat the men in their relationships how I initially treated my mouse... What? How? I am glad you asked, let me explain.
Most women come into a relationship with an agenda, they want the man to do what they him want to do, when they want him to do it, and how they want him to do it. Most women never take the time to truly study a man ( manual and instructions), to learn what makes him tick ( batteries) and most importantly to take the time to sync ( pair the machines) together. So here is my public service to all my sisters out there... the top five things you should know about a man ( from a female's perspective).
1. Men are more sensitive than women.
Ok I hear everyone disagreeing with me. BS! Utter nonsense. It is true women are emotionally, but men have something so much more powerful, it is called an EGO. Whether they (males) want to admit it or not, they egos bruise very easily and almost never recover. Men cheat not because of how pretty, thin or good in bed the next woman is, it is about how the other woman makes him feel. It is all an ego thing. The key to keeping your man happy, faithful and committed is to stroke his ...........EGO ( get your minds out of the gutter...lol)
2.There are still good ones out there.
Yes there are still good men out there, they may not come in the package that you want, but there are still good men out there. It is up to you to practice the law of recognition. Everything that you desire, is already in your life, you simply have not yet recognized it. To my ladies, you have to become the type of woman who will attract the type of man you desire.
3. Men are problem solvers not communicators.
Yes it is true, women, we love to talk. We can talk about anything all day everyday and never exhaust that topic. Men however are not wired that way. They are problem solvers, they need information which they process to form a solution. So ladies stop treating your man like your sister girl friend. When you need someone to talk to for hours on time, that is what your sister girl friend is for, but with your man bring him the concise, condensed factual information. Like the detective in Dragnet would say.. just the fact ladies.. just the facts.
4. Yes, Sex is important!
Yes Sex is important. For us, it is a deep emotional intimate connection, for them it is just an physical act, a release. However it can become more to a man, if he is emotionally connected to the female he is with. But at its most basic level, sex is just sex and it is important. Understand that!
5. If you give them everything that they need, they will give you everything you need.
If you decipher what is important to your man ( his manual), give him what he needs ( batteries) and both of you are willing to pair up and sync your desires and his desires to our desires, your relationship can and will be a long happy productive one.
Two days ago I purchased a blue tooth laser mouse for my new laptop because sometimes I am irritated by the integrated mouse. I received my mouse turned it on and....nothing. I began to get frustrated ( noticed I did not say I read the directions first :) , I just jumped in). I turned on the switch again and placed it directly in front of my computer and again nothing... WTH! I checked my computer the blue tooth receiver was on, so i decided to try one time. NOTHING....ARGGGG!!!!
The hell with this, I threw the mouse aside and then decided to stick to my integrated mouse because that blue tooth thing was going to get on my nerves. But, yesterday I was calmer and more centered, so I decided to try again. This time, I picked up the instructions and read it, then I realized that the dam mouse needed batteries. Silly me. I got two AA batteries and put them in. Viola the blue tooth light came on. OK now this was going to work. I tried it with my computer... nothing. Hell what is wrong with this thing. Shucks! I went back to the instructions, the blue tooth mouse has to be parred with the device, so I added the software and synched it to my computer and EUREKA... success!!!!
And then in that one instance it struck me, I had an epiphany. Men are like a blue tooth mouse and most women treat the men in their relationships how I initially treated my mouse... What? How? I am glad you asked, let me explain.
Most women come into a relationship with an agenda, they want the man to do what they him want to do, when they want him to do it, and how they want him to do it. Most women never take the time to truly study a man ( manual and instructions), to learn what makes him tick ( batteries) and most importantly to take the time to sync ( pair the machines) together. So here is my public service to all my sisters out there... the top five things you should know about a man ( from a female's perspective).
1. Men are more sensitive than women.
Ok I hear everyone disagreeing with me. BS! Utter nonsense. It is true women are emotionally, but men have something so much more powerful, it is called an EGO. Whether they (males) want to admit it or not, they egos bruise very easily and almost never recover. Men cheat not because of how pretty, thin or good in bed the next woman is, it is about how the other woman makes him feel. It is all an ego thing. The key to keeping your man happy, faithful and committed is to stroke his ...........EGO ( get your minds out of the gutter...lol)
2.There are still good ones out there.
Yes there are still good men out there, they may not come in the package that you want, but there are still good men out there. It is up to you to practice the law of recognition. Everything that you desire, is already in your life, you simply have not yet recognized it. To my ladies, you have to become the type of woman who will attract the type of man you desire.
3. Men are problem solvers not communicators.
Yes it is true, women, we love to talk. We can talk about anything all day everyday and never exhaust that topic. Men however are not wired that way. They are problem solvers, they need information which they process to form a solution. So ladies stop treating your man like your sister girl friend. When you need someone to talk to for hours on time, that is what your sister girl friend is for, but with your man bring him the concise, condensed factual information. Like the detective in Dragnet would say.. just the fact ladies.. just the facts.
4. Yes, Sex is important!
Yes Sex is important. For us, it is a deep emotional intimate connection, for them it is just an physical act, a release. However it can become more to a man, if he is emotionally connected to the female he is with. But at its most basic level, sex is just sex and it is important. Understand that!
5. If you give them everything that they need, they will give you everything you need.
If you decipher what is important to your man ( his manual), give him what he needs ( batteries) and both of you are willing to pair up and sync your desires and his desires to our desires, your relationship can and will be a long happy productive one.
Add a Comment
About
Videos
Events
© 2009 Created by Conversation Lounge on Ning. Create Your Own Social Network
You need to be a member of Conversation Lounge to add comments!
Join this social network